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Title: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2014 02 24, 18:07:31
A few weeks ago our math lecturer argued that the laws of physics were biased to the right-wing because the coriolis force makes particles turn right on the northern hemisphere, and additionally citing all the conservative forces. However, in case he hasn't noticed, the psi symbol he's been using for stream functions looks suspiciously like a hammer and sickle, and if you study cyclones, clearly the coriolis force up here leads to a collective leftist pattern, and don't forget thermodynamics, heat flows from the energy-rich to the energy-poor, and when thermal equilibrium is achieved in any macroscopic body, the fluctuations in temperature will be vastly smaller than any instrument could posssibly detect! Clearly the universe is favoring communism!
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: b-ong on 2014 02 25, 19:54:15
according th the rule of thumb: if you don't understand 5 words in a page, skip it. i skipped it
also arn't rightest and leftist just right and left, is there a reason that leftists are left and rightist are right?
bad example: -1 is negative. 1 is positive. without the definitions, -1 could be positive and 1 could be negative if we just switched around the words
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2014 02 25, 20:58:48
The reason why leftists are left etc. is because the physical laws of the universe caused history to unfold such that in the French legislative assembly in the 18th century, leftist people would sit to the left and rightist people would sit to the right. These events clearly have deep philosophical meaning and is just one of the universe's many mysterious ways to reveal its communist bias to us.
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2014 03 07, 19:49:39
Ever wondered why 99.999999999% of galaxies in the universe are ☭ redshifted ☭? Checkmate, capitalists.
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: b-ong on 2014 03 08, 02:06:47
kol
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2014 04 29, 19:41:13
Careful studies of the geographical production of metal in the ancient Middle East reveal the coming of communism.

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Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2014 05 23, 19:36:09
<osmotikol2>if redstone is communist
<osmotikol2>where's bluestone
<osmotikol2>checkmate capitalists
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: atomic7732 on 2014 05 28, 05:32:41
well

high pressure redistributes into low pressure
high temp redistributes into low temp
high energy redistributes into low energy

redistribution of <insert value here>

leftist!
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2014 05 28, 14:35:10
If the universe were capitalist, it seems plausible that the physical laws should be written as inequations. But they tend to be equations. Clearly, this is evidence of the universe's communist bias. Checkmate, capitalists.
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2014 09 30, 17:49:24
"In figure 8.4, we see clumps of galaxies around 13h 20m at z = 0.05, 0.08, 0.11 and 0.15. These are quite clear in the left wedge of figure 8.5, but much weaker in the right wedge. Similarly, the void at 12h and z = 0.08 is emptier in the left wedge - why? The left-wing galaxies are red elliptical and S0 systems, while on the right are spirals and irregulars. As we saw in section 7.2, elliptical galaxies live communally in the cores of rich clusters, where spiral galaxies are rare. Accordingly, the clustering of the red galaxies is stronger than that of the bluer systems of the right panel. Whether galaxies are spiral or elliptical is clearly related to how closely packed they are: we see a morphology-density relation."

Tl;dr - elliptical galaxies are communist living together sharing their gas and dark matter, and spirals are evil capitalist. Numerous red stars are the proletariat and the few, luminous blue stars are the evil bourgeoisie trying to outshine the rest and get all the attention. But they die off quickly while the red stars live on. The universe is communist.
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2014 11 06, 22:23:40
<BlaBla44>Fact of the day: Antimony is just one letter away from antipony
<osmotischen>i thought you were going to say antimoney

The existence of this element proves that the universe does not like money, it considers it our mission to create a moneyless society!
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2015 02 08, 14:38:14
Look at Jupiter. Do you see a Great Blue Spot? No. Do you see a Great Red Spot? Yes. Need I say more? Checkmate, capitalists.
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2015 03 16, 17:28:51
There's interstellar reddening everywhere. Would it not be a remarkable coincidence if this isn't a sign from the interstellar dust particles that the universe is communist?
Checkmate, capitalists.
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: b-ong on 2015 03 17, 00:53:54
i saw your video about blaist blaland and get that the red flag is like the revolution flag but why is the flag blue now?
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Bla on 2015 03 17, 05:42:27
I originally made the green-cyan-blue flag many years ago so it's kind of stuck to Blaist Blaland, so well... I don't really know :P I consider changing it to the red-black-yellow version sometimes.
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: Darvince on 2015 03 21, 21:43:57
kol
Title: Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
Post by: b-ong on 2015 03 22, 05:35:41
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